my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
can we PLEASE spread this around tumblr!? the medical field is so fucked up!
My mom needs to see this
every 5 seconds a woman gives birth to a baby. stop this woman.
i :) am :) so :) stressed :) about :) everything :) all :) the :) time :)
Having to explain a joke is like going to prom with your sister
ugh you kill a few people on a camping trip and suddenly everyone calls you a “murderer” i’m so sick of labels